I Like Oranges

Greetings one and all! I wanted to let you know that yesterday the social worker came to visit for something called a post-placement. My mom dressed me cute and combed my hair to make me look extra happy. So I thought it would be really funny to have this really long crying spell. Boy, I cried so hard that Mommy and Daddy were squirming in their seats! They blamed it on teething so I played along. Mommy finally gave me a frozen waffle to see if that would stop me from crying and it did. I also got to eat that whole frozen waffle. I am a really good actress. The social worker didn’t seemed bothered by it so Mommy and Daddy felt better, but then I pretended that I was shy and I turned my face away when the social worker looked at me. I am such a stinker. I guess everything was fine though because the social worker said I looked like I was in excellent health and that I was very attached to Mommy and Daddy.
All that acting yesterday made me really hungry though. I ate so much Daddy laughed and said, “I just don’t know how she is eating all that.” This is what I ate yesterday: a bowl of Cheerios, an orange, some watermelon, a handful of Cheerios, that frozen waffle Mommy gave me, some coffee cake from Mommy’s plate while she was talking, a bowl of squash, some freeze dried corn, a piece of whole wheat toast, vanilla custard, mashed potatoes, mixed vegetables, and part of a hamburger. After that I had a bath and was ready to go to bed. It was probably good that I went to bed because I had to make sure to wake up extra early today just to keep Mommy and Daddy on their toes.